Anti Social Horrors 5: Scientific

All the pollutants and chemicals in the air released everywhere strengthened the X chromosome to the point where men didn't need women to reproduce with anymore. The pollutants and chemicals in the air everywhere also negatively impacted women across the world to where in the year 3037 women went extinct and so did the need for the Y chromosome. Men via other men get pregnant due to the new and improved Xxxxx chromosomes making it all possible. Men gave birth through the rectum and had not as much pain through the process. 

With the National Weather Service Gone The clouds everywhere on Earth Rained down. Everyone was drowning as the rain picked up in speed. The rain continued as long as thirty days, all life on earth drowned to death. When all of the rain dried up, photosynthesis kicked in starting new life. The toxic waste from every war fought the water took into the Earth's plasma, from there those toxins were distributed to the mantles, from there to the outer core, inner core, and center core. New plant life emerged, so did new animal species, and a new human race was created called Homoisacpiens. 

Nature finally had enough of what was being done to the planet, using her plants and wildlife in the oceans, forest's, desert's, and skys to take back the planet Earth. Oil and Coal company executives freaked out as mother nature using her abilities and control of the natural world restored everything. Mother nature confronted the oil and Coal company executives," Why do you squander my resources?" Oil and Coal company executives responded,"We just wanted to make a lot of money." Mother nature scoffed," Ha, goodness towards those people you pay to dismiss the harm you all do to this place. I have created the Earth for all of humanity, not so you creeps can horde your wealth of those less fortunate!!!!!!" Oil and Coal company executives responded," We don't have any thing to do that with now. What are we supposed to do with our money?" Mother nature said," Here is what you do: give back all of the money for the six decades you you...

The year is 3015 and The human race has depleted Earth of nearly all of its resources, a lottery to see who gets to go on the starship Galivanter. The Announcer said," Joseph Cordain and his husband Seth Cordain , you get first priority tickets." Joseph Cordain said," Aren't we lucky?" Seth Cordain replied," We are so lucky, and with a first priority as our tickets we get to take our surrogate mother and her whole family with us and our families." The Announcer then said," Alice Coley and Jason Cheyenne, you newly Weds also get first priority tickets." Alice Coley-Cheyenne said," We get to go to a new home world and raise our Twin's." Jason Cheyenne said," A boy and a girl?" Alice Coley-Cheyenne replied," Yep, Jason." All of the first priority tickets were called first. In The second priority tickets were scientists, public qualified officials, and celebrities. In The third priority tickets were writer's,...

With humans all gone and the pet's remained and buried their deceased owner's. All of the animals remembered their owners. Eventually they gained the ability to speak like a human being from memories of their emotional support humans, going on to being able to walk stably on two legs. They began to take on a similar appearance to that of their old owners while staying in their own specie's.  Eventually they began reading to their kid's. Humanoid animals all around. Bringing a new age of peace and prosperity. 

The Sun released all of its solar flares at once. All of the polar ice caps have started melting. Every human scrambles to find higher ground. Quickly water, ancient deaseses brought back to the world, and radioactive waste from the old wars flowed into the newly created waterways.  The oil companies drilled so deep in the Earth that there was no fossil fuels left. People turned to pagan religions, and the survivors of The aftermath started reforming the old ways. It's a new middle ages. Plants grew over the old oil companies drilling equipment, and the animal population was restored. Eventually after a couple thousand years Earth was restored to its natural beauty.